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by welshceltgirl @ 2007-05-24 - 19:35:34

Two ninety-year-old men, Nev and Vic, have been friends all their lives.
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Vic is dying, and so Nev comes to visit him every day.
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>"Vic," says Nev , "You know how we have both loved cricket all our
>lives, and how we played together for so many years. Vic, you have to do me one favour. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will, somehow you've got to let me know if there's cricket in Heaven."
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>Vic looks up at Nev from his death bed, and says, "Nev , you've been my best riend many years. If it is at all possible, I'll do that for you."
>And shortly after that, Vic passes on.
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>It is midnight a couple of nights later. Nev is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, " Nev.Nev."
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>"Who is it?" says Nev sitting up suddenly.
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>"Who is it?"

"Nev , it's me Vic."
"Come on. You're not Vic. Vic just died."
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>"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Vic!"
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>"Vic ? Is that you? Where are you?"
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>"I'm in heaven," says Vic, "and I've got to tell you, I've got really good news and a little bad news."
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>"So, tell me the good news first," says Nev.
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>"The good news is that there is cricket in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are there. Better yet, we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play cricket all we want, and we never get tired!"
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>"Really?" says Nev , "That is fantastic, wonderful beyond my wildest
>dreams! But, what's the bad news?"
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>"You're opening the batting next Tuesday."
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deleted user [Visitor]

2007-05-24 @ 19:53

:)) :)) :)) never saw that coming!! :))

welshceltgirlwelshceltgirl [Member]
2007-05-24 @ 19:54

Made me laugh out loud too :D

tobstvtobstv [Member]
2007-05-25 @ 00:26

Very good! :))

astronutastronut [Member]
2007-07-01 @ 22:50

Good joke. Hope you are well.

astronutastronut [Member]
2007-07-12 @ 22:05

I was going to comment, but I've just noticed that I already have! :)

safrizsafriz [Member]
http://www.conspiror.blog.co.uk
2007-05-25 @ 15:43

looking at the picture n your blog,the sea and the rolling hills,i want To be invited for a dinner :>>
But if you look at the picture on my blog,you won't be asking for the same.

deleted user [Visitor]

2007-05-27 @ 19:39

hey....I've tagged you poppit......so its 7 random facts about you pleasey and tag 7 others....oh see my blog for 'structions....if ya do the tagged thingies....'spect your busy with your girlie.....:D

you've been tagged...go see my blog!

kiki2ukiki2u [Member]
http://www.kikita.blog.co.uk
2007-05-30 @ 19:40

:)):)):)) LOOOOOOOOL
So great WCG :)) Thanks for post it :))
How are you? Hope you had nice tan while in Spain ;) At that time we were having very nice sunny days here too :yes:
xx
KK

PompadourPompadour [Member]
2007-06-03 @ 21:06

nice one

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2007-06-04 @ 13:52

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alecwestonalecweston pro
2007-06-09 @ 21:09

Missing you.

Don't even know if you've been hoovering today... or for weeks. Hope absence implies some happiness.

All the best,
alec

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2007-08-19 @ 18:14

I don't suppose you ever did find out where our WCG has got to??
Still think of her and hope she's well!

alecwestonalecweston pro
2007-08-19 @ 18:33

No! I sent her a PM, even wrote a story about her on my blog and told her - no reply. Very sad. I only hope it means she's having a very good time and not a bad one.

It's nice you remembered her now.

alec

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2007-08-19 @ 19:16

Yes, I hope it means she's enjoying life too.
We all have different things in common with different blog friends so the reason why she came into my thoughts just now is because I am due to visit Spain soon and we used to talk about that a lot.
I believe her daughter Denise77 posted not so long ago to say she was going to the Falklands for 6 months with her job..still no mention of her mother though.

Maybe if we hijack her blog for long enough she may come out of the woodwork, even if it is only to let us know she's doing fine! :DD

alecwestonalecweston pro
2007-08-19 @ 19:23

That's a great idea. Maybe we could contact some of her other Friends and start a Fan Club ;)

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2007-08-19 @ 19:37

good thinking..i've just left a comment for Adamantix via Denise77's website to see if he knows why she disappeared.
I know that Lonemum, Meno and Pompadour all missed her and didn't know where she went.

alecwestonalecweston pro
2007-08-19 @ 19:48

...and I have just blogged a post, suggesting a write-a-Comment campaign. Do hope it works.

Teri_RTeri_R pro
2007-06-12 @ 19:05

Brill joke!

Hope you are well!

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2007-06-14 @ 10:18

Hello, wherever you are.
I hope things are good with you.
Come back soon X

I_Am_XenonI_Am_Xenon pro
2007-06-17 @ 02:17

An oldie but a goodie. I've heard versions with baseball ("You're playing shortstop next Thursday") and hockey ("You're playing left wing on Saturday"). :)

EthelRedEthelRed [Member]
2007-06-20 @ 20:51

Where have you got to? Hope all is well. :)

menhirmenhir [Member]
2007-07-04 @ 21:37

Oh boy... is that friendship or partnership?

Hope all is well hun, been missing you:)

I heard something about a disappeared blogger and thought I should help in the rescue! ;)

mornin77mornin77 [Member]
2007-08-19 @ 20:56

mornin' all your buddies are looking for you, beam yourself down and talk to them.

adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
http://adamantixx.blog.co.uk
2007-08-19 @ 21:25

i wrote this for you, darlin, as you may remember...i hope it still makes you smile, wherever you are x

I lonely, cold, walk the sands by night
Despairing sounds rise to meet these ears,
A mermaid huddled upon a rock
Moonlight sees her falling tears.

So sorrowful yet sweet that sobbing
The vision of beauty beguiling me,
No speech i uttered, i stood and watched
That weeping daughter of the sea.

Advance a step, hold out a hand
A tiny comfort to her from me,
She sees me now and blushes bright
Vanishes back into the sea.

That eve it haunts my every dream
So vivid still her seaswept charms,
My life complete if i could but once
Hold that mermaid in my arms.

isadora101isadora101 [Member]
2007-08-19 @ 22:05

Aww Seany...did you really write that?...it is lovely :D

adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
http://adamantixx.blog.co.uk
2007-08-20 @ 21:39

thanks, yes i did write it...WCG inspired me! :)

welshceltgirlwelshceltgirl [Member]
2007-08-20 @ 21:45

That is so lovely, thank you so much, I am lucky to have such friends as you :) Have a tear in my eye now....

Wcg x

adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
http://adamantixx.blog.co.uk
2007-08-20 @ 21:50

we're the lucky ones having you back with us again, hun.
i've been scouring the beaches these last 3 months hoping to glimpse you...

welshceltgirlwelshceltgirl [Member]
2007-08-20 @ 21:55

I was out there but I was hiding! Beneath the waves, ...

adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
http://adamantixx.blog.co.uk
2007-08-20 @ 22:18

so you were watching me all along eh?
i'll look harder next time!

alecwestonalecweston pro
2007-08-19 @ 21:42

If this was a new post, it would be well into the Buzz list by now! Buzz is a new feature of Blog.co.uk which not all of s a very keen on. Would love to hear your sardonic (or otherwise) comments on the new BCUK design.

Hope you get all these messages and realise how much you're missed and loved. alec

Pete [Visitor]
http://ww2db.com
2008-03-05 @ 21:37

That's a great one!

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