Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation.
"You are all part of our team now",
said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat
any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later their boss remarked,
"You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with you.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.
Do any of you know whathappened to her"?
The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals
said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader
of the cannibals continued, "You fool!

For four weeks we've been eating Managers
and no one noticed anything,
but nooooooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"